LMFAO: The Worst Application Letter Ever Written In Nigeria.

Worst Job Application letter ever written in Nigeria.
Please never write this kind of application letter. You can hire someone to write it for you. This is the worst application letter ever written in Nigeria.

    APPLICATION LETTER

    DEAR SIR,

    I AM NAME IS TENAGER, I APPLY TO MY JOB OF SECURITY GUARD TO YOU BOSS IN YOUR COMPANY OF ECO BANK. …I AM COMPLETE TO SITTED 7 EXAMINATION CERTIFICATE IN 2003. MY SKOOL HERE… OKINGO OBE VERY GOOD. … I AM 29 EARS TO BE BORN OF AGE AND NO WAFE AND NO CHILDISH. MY FATHER DEAD LONG TIME AGO AND MY MOTHER IS MARRY IN BENIN REPUBLIC COUNTRY THERE 10 YEARS NOW, NO SEES HER UNTIL NOW, SO NOBODY KNOWN TO HELP ME…NO MONEY AND FOOD AND TEA AND DRINK. MY CERTIFICATE IS JUST SITTING IN HOME FOR ITSELF, BUT PASSES IN MATHEMATICS, GEOGRAPHY, SCIENCE AND ALL SUBJECTS BUT FAIL IN ENGLISH BECAUSE OF OFUAKU ALBERT TEACHER TEACHING ME IS LOOK JELOUS OF MYSELF.

    I HERE THAT PEOPLE YOU WANT SECURITY GUARDS TO YOUR COMPANY AND I…… TELL YOU I AM ONE OF THAT JOB EXPERIENCE FOR 2 YEARS LOOKING VIDEO FOR RAMBO I, II AND III. I ALSO SHOT THIEF DEAD. I WANT TO JOIN THE COMPANY OF YOU AND CHASE CRIMINAL AND THIEF OUT WITH SMG OF ME. I CAN FIGHT FOR SMG, ARROW, SPEAR, PANGA, KNIFE, STICK AND STONES. ME ALSO CAN FIGHT FOR BOXING LIKETYSON. PLEASE CONSIDER MY APLICATION VERY CAREFUL AND CALL ME ANY TIME BECAUSE ME HAVE HAND TELEPHONE NOW. I AM RED FOR INTERVIEW WITH YOU IF YOU LIKE ME. ME HAVE NO PHOTOCOPY CERTIFICATE BECAUSE THE PHOTOCOPY MACHINE THERE AT NIGER DELTA SHOP IS A LONG TIME AND VERY OLD IT CAN MISTAKE SPELLING IN THE CERTIFICATE, THAT IS WHY.I AM VERY HORNEST AND I DIDN’T STEAL SINCE I BORN UNTIL NOW, I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH FREE. I HAVE NO VERY MUCH TO RIGHT I HAVE END HERE. PLEASE ALSO GREET YOUR WIFE AND CHILDISH

What do you think? Will you give this person a job? Lmao

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